In sum

thedailywhat: The Internet is spawning very questionable...

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:41:23 -0800

thedailywhat:

The Internet is spawning very questionable parents.

Very questionable yet savvy parents

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(via ryanyam) i love this idea. i think i’ll try looking...

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:23:49 -0800

(via ryanyam)

i love this idea. i think i’ll try looking for letters in the sky

i tumbled this in my sleep

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:19:08 -0800

tumblsecrets:

“I can’t do relationships. I love the chase, but when I get the guy, I could care less.”

(via remindyourself)

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:17:24 -0800

(via remindyourself)

devincastro: (via lenaah) “If you wake up at a different time...

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:11:03 -0800

devincastro:

(via lenaah)

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
- Narrator, from Fight Club (1999)

one of my favorite book to film adaptations—and my favorite quote from the film as well

bebelestrange: collectiverevolution:nerviosismo: 2008 Greek...

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:52:57 -0800

bebelestrange:

collectiverevolution:nerviosismo: 2008 Greek riots

thedailywhat: (via.) espesh i.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:44:24 -0800

thedailywhat:

(via.)

espesh i.

daneabernathy: impromptu christmas tree? (via...

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:20:44 -0800

daneabernathy:

impromptu christmas tree? (via zebra.paperclip)

lovely.

thedailywhat: Drug Traffickers Clone UPS Vehicle To Transport...

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:19:12 -0800

thedailywhat:

Drug Traffickers Clone UPS Vehicle To Transport Marijuana

Law enforcement officials in Pima County, Arizona, pulled over a UPS truck only to discover over 2,000 pounds of pot inside.

How authentic-looking was the truck? The perps used a UPS license plate number.

The driver fled the scene and an investigation is ongoing.

Resume Trick

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:12:24 -0800

ryanpurtill:

I work in SEO, which is essentially figuring out algorithums search engines use to determine who shows up first for a search and than applying those factors to a site.

In these troubled economic times I would like to show you a cool trick to get ur ass a job.

All the online resume sites work off very easy/weak algorithums which can be tricked so that when an employer is looking for a person, your resume is at the top of the list.

Here is what you do:

Take your resume and in white text write “keywords” or words that an employer might look for that has to do with you, like: $60,000, New York, entry level, communication, experience, manager, director..ect. Write these words in any blank spot of your resume. Remember to keep the text color white so they are not seen by the human eye.

While invisible to the human viewer, the search feature on the site will note these words and consider you relevant for searches using them. make sense?

And even if your possible employer does notice them it is a great talking piece that can make you look smart.

Ryan, you are totally genius. Unless it’s John Mayer who’s actually the hero here…

bebelestrange: viner - measured response

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:04:36 -0800

bebelestrange:

viner - measured response

thedailywhat: Things That Are Real: The Hemp-Mote. A...

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:31:47 -0800

thedailywhat:

Things That Are Real: The Hemp-Mote.

A fully-functional Wii-mote made entirely of hemp string.

(via.)

the ocean

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 02:26:49 -0800

the ocean

"Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into..."

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:43:43 -0800

“Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.”

- Waiter Rant (via woodshavings) (via ladysadie) (via ideachute) (via somethingchanged) (via upsider)

Words That Don't Exist in the English Language, Part Two

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:45:20 -0800

upsider:

By request, more amazing words from around the world:

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Mamihlapinatapai (Tierra del Fuego): Two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do.

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Capoclaque (Italian): Someone who coordinates a group of clappers.

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Kummerspeck (German): ”Grief bacon,” for the excess weight gained from emotional overeating.

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Yuyurungul (Yindiny, Australia): The sound of a snake sliding through the grass.

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War Nam Nihadan (Persian): To murder somebody, bury the body, and grow some flowers over the grave to conceal it.

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Dharna (Anglo-Indian): Fasting at someone’s door, while threatening violence, as a way of extorting payment.

quatopygia

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:44:54 -0800

upsider:

wordjournal:

noun • the shaking of the buttocks while walking. applied especially to an erotic feminine walk

This reminds me of an equally awesome word:

callipygian: noun. a person with a very beautiful and shapely ass.

Which reminds me of a certain someone….you know who you are.

r.i.p. bettie

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:39:13 -0800

r.i.p. bettie

reckon: via shinichiro cattails and long trails

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:19:51 -0800

reckon:

via shinichiro

cattails and long trails

kakera: browneyes: reckon: dtybywl: Killer Shoes (via...

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:09:55 -0800

kakera:

browneyes:

reckon:

dtybywl:

Killer Shoes (via fish_bear)

spitintheocean: titlepage: Times Square fisheye looking...

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:08:58 -0800

spitintheocean:

titlepage: Times Square fisheye looking straight up (via crowt59)