January 2009
5 posts
i tumbled this in my sleep
tumblsecrets:
“I can’t do relationships. I love the chase, but when I get the guy, I could care less.”
December 2008
22 posts
Resume Trick
ryanpurtill:
I work in SEO, which is essentially figuring out algorithums search engines use to determine who shows up first for a search and than applying those factors to a site.
In these troubled economic times I would like to show you a cool trick to get ur ass a job.
All the online resume sites work off very easy/weak algorithums which can be tricked so that when an employer is looking...
the ocean →
“Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is...”
– Waiter Rant (via woodshavings) (via ladysadie) (via ideachute) (via somethingchanged) (via upsider)
Words That Don't Exist in the English Language,...
upsider:
By request, more amazing words from around the world:
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Mamihlapinatapai (Tierra del Fuego): Two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do.
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Capoclaque (Italian): Someone who coordinates a group of clappers.
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Kummerspeck (German): ”Grief bacon,” for the excess weight gained from emotional overeating.
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Yuyurungul (Yindiny, ...
quatopygia
upsider:
wordjournal:
noun • the shaking of the buttocks while walking. applied especially to an erotic feminine walk
This reminds me of an equally awesome word:
callipygian: noun. a person with a very beautiful and shapely ass.
Which reminds me of a certain someone….you know who you are.
“Her favorite song will say more about her than her mouth ever will.”
– Unknown (via overflowing) (via jannephotography) (via wildephotog)
“She says that one of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend...”
– Douglas Coupland - Life Without God (pg. 151) (via somethingmeaningful) (via finallyseeing) (via meganrae) (via becausewhy) (via unicornology)
Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas
beboo:
deadshot:
Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books
Have her dress up as a ghost and you dress uup us Pacman. Walk around downtown holding hands, and whenever anyone sees you two, pretend to be...
November 2008
12 posts
“When asked to name the one person absent from her life that she missed the most,...”
– one sentence
“If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind wanders.”
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via finallyseeing)
The Best Voting 'Gift' of All
frangry:
Move over Starbucks, Ben and Jerry’s, and Krispy Kreme!
Babeland, a sex shop in New York and Seattle, is showing y’all up.
Bring in proof of voting from 11/4-11/11 and you can get a free Silver Bullet vibrator or Maverick penis sleeve.
Decisions, decisions!
God bless America.
And, if you don’t like the new president, you can fuck the pain away.
(via livesophia)
“Life is short; break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh...”
– internet meme
RIP my nikon
October 2008
25 posts
if my life were a movie
these are the songs for the musical cues
YYYs – Maps Badly Drawn Boy –Once Around the Block Amy Winehouse – Tears Dry on their Own He Can Only Hold Her The Futureheads – Hounds of Love Death Cab for Cutie – Sound of Settling Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody Elefant – Misfit Earth Wind and Fire – September Saosin(Anthony) – Plays Pretty for Baby Rusted Root – Send me on my Way Aerosmith – I...
beyonce can diaf →
Songs Play If I Were a Boy
beyowolf just be sloppy seconds
engrisha
Christia Cruz: i want your eyelashes ;(
Makie Bautista: i want a new face ;(
Christia Cruz: i want lipo ;(
Makie Bautista: i want boobs ;(
Christia Cruz: DONATION!
Makie Bautista: reri? senk
Makie Bautista: i want YOUR boobs HAHAHHA
Christia Cruz: herro you can have them!!
now you will be the one to carry 2 babies on your chest forever
Izabelli Selma: you guys are weird. i love you. haha
