The Internet is spawning very questionable parents.
Very questionable yet savvy parents
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The Internet is spawning very questionable parents.
Very questionable yet savvy parents
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i love this idea. i think i’ll try looking for letters in the sky
“I can’t do relationships. I love the chase, but when I get the guy, I could care less.”
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“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
- Narrator, from Fight Club (1999)one of my favorite book to film adaptations—and my favorite quote from the film as well
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espesh i.
impromptu christmas tree? (via zebra.paperclip)
lovely.
Drug Traffickers Clone UPS Vehicle To Transport Marijuana
Law enforcement officials in Pima County, Arizona, pulled over a UPS truck only to discover over 2,000 pounds of pot inside.
How authentic-looking was the truck? The perps used a UPS license plate number.
The driver fled the scene and an investigation is ongoing.
I work in SEO, which is essentially figuring out algorithums search engines use to determine who shows up first for a search and than applying those factors to a site.
In these troubled economic times I would like to show you a cool trick to get ur ass a job.
All the online resume sites work off very easy/weak algorithums which can be tricked so that when an employer is looking for a person, your resume is at the top of the list.
Here is what you do:
Take your resume and in white text write “keywords” or words that an employer might look for that has to do with you, like: $60,000, New York, entry level, communication, experience, manager, director..ect. Write these words in any blank spot of your resume. Remember to keep the text color white so they are not seen by the human eye.
While invisible to the human viewer, the search feature on the site will note these words and consider you relevant for searches using them. make sense?
And even if your possible employer does notice them it is a great talking piece that can make you look smart.
Ryan, you are totally genius. Unless it’s John Mayer who’s actually the hero here…